How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.