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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!