What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

What is small, bald and wrinkled?

Danny DeVito

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!