What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Previous Random Joke Next

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!