What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.