Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.