What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

Thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.