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What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel