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What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist