What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...