Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Look at her beaver.
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)