What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.