What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!