What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!