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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!