What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian