What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do you call a women with one leg?

Ilene

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!