What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.