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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.