What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

Dead.

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What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.