What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots