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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.