Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What is a ducks favourite drug?

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.