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Whats long and black?

The unemployment line

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What is long, black and smelly?

The unemployment line.

Whats long black and stinky?

The unemployment line.