When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!