When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!