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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner