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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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Who's there! Bellows! Bellows who?

Bellows me some money can I have it please!

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.