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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.