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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!