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Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.