Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.