Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...