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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.