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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.