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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.