What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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So time would fly.

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She was a roman catholic.

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They exorcise.

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It was a no brainer.

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They both give kids a little head.

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The 2016 Olympics.

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You're sure to get a little head