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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.