What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.