Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

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What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

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Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.