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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised