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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.