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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised