Why are there broken condoms on our couch???

Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names?

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.