Why are there broken condoms on our couch???

Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names?

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.