Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs