Why can't you trust 8?

Cause she's a two-timin' four.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!