Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.