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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.