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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.