Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.