Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.