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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie