Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy