April Sale - 20% Off

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Previous Random Joke Next
Princess Leia Jokes More Princess Leia Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Chewy Jokes More Chewy Jokes

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy