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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo