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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.