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Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes