Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?