How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.