How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...