What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.