What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang