What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage