10 Dead Baby Jokes

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!