How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead