What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Why are blacks so tall?

It's because their knee grows.

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.