What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

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What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

Half a sack

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins