How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull