How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.