What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!