What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!