What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

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Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.