He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
He was shot in the face.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
The KFC Drive-thru line.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
WANNA RIDE BIKES???
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
Dalek themselves clean
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Once more into the breech, dear friends
Jim.
It's meow-sic to their ears!
It's PAN-demonium!
